Some of the most interesting people are the ones who seem to know everything, despite the fact that; they appear to know information they had no participation in producing. Bunk information entertains if nothing else.

My memory is as good as a Kim Kardashian’s acting. But there are phrases I never forget. They’re the true meaning of random crap. I heard or read them in situations when my brain had a short-lived spark for saving garbage data. Here are some of those:

• When you know nothing, you think you could do anything
• Art is competitive
• In all the movie lines, “You can’t handle the truth!” tops it all
• Happiness is sporadic
• In a PG-13 movie, one “fuck” is allowed
• There are things that are worth regretting
• If you’re using a pay phone, things aren’t going well
• Good health is beautifully boring
• The difference between an X-rated and R-rated movie resides on male genitalia pointing up or down